Hello again everyone!
The plan is, as of right now to share something funny, random, or wacky
with you every Wednesday, and today I have the perfect thing lined out. This is, without a doubt, the most random
birthday present that I have every received.
My last birthday was absolutely my best one ever… except for
maybe my first one… because without that one I wouldn’t have been… born. But besides that one, my last birthday was the
best! It was the day that my HITC class
and I returned from Mexico . This meant that I got to celebrate my b-day
with friends in Mexico in
the morning, and with my American friends in the evening… and in between I got
to celebrate with my HITC class during our layover in San Francisco .
We had all separated in the airport to find our first
authentic American meal in 2.5 weeks before re-congregating in a corner of the
airport. There I was, walking over with
my plastic brown tray of pizza, breadsticks, and a 20 oz cup of soda,
when I noticed that something was up….
After I had taken my seat in a long line of black vinyl,
metal armrest clad, airport chairs, I was promptly presented with a slightly
crinkled set of four, small, slightly blue pieces of journal paper with these
words written on the front:
“To:
Matt
Love:
Us J”
What follows is the exact story that was written on these
pages. No changes or edits have been
made. HITC class of 2012, this blog
entry is dedicated to you:
May 25, 2012
In honor of Matt Sterling and his day of birth.
Written by: HITC Mexico
Once upon a time Matt was flying in an airplane. Suddenly… [SJL]
There was a big white hand that reached back and grabbed his
leg really intensely. The hand was so
strong that he tried needed to use two hands to pry them off. After two hours he got the hand off and… [SM]
Was really happy.
Sooo… [HK]
He was like, “who just grabbed my leg? I am gonna…” [JJ]
Give them the biggest hug ever because… [BD]
I’ve had a cramp in that leg for 27 years and now it’s
gone!” So he jumped up and did a jig,
but then he fell! [RMC]
And knocked over the coffee of a prissy business woman
across the aisle, spilling it all down her white suit… then she erupted with…
[ALB]
Frantically, Matt tried to find some towels to help wipe off
the coffee, but all he could find was a… [SJF]
Used tissue in his pocket.
At this point he decided the only logical answer was to turn on his
smolder. At this point the Chinese minions…
[Speddy]
Turned to look at Said but Said wasn’t paying any attention
to the minions because was asking Matt and Jonathan a very reasonable
question. But both Matt and Jonathan
were exasperated as they unanimously raised their hands in the air and answered
back to Said, “wrong question, right country.” So being perplexed, Said said to
them… [DZ]
“I put my shades on and I take ‘em off. Suddenly the minions started singing the song
with them. Matt looked back to see the
minions dancing and the… [Steve]
Business woman running in circles yelling, “Everything looks
different while it’s dark out,” while simultaneously baking a cake while
blindfolded. Suddenly Matt realized…
[SF]
That he wasn’t in Kansas
anymore and wanted to go back. He used
his soccer skills to kick past the minions to get a parachute. He opened the door of the airplane and just
as he was about to jump out… [DG]
He remembered he left his oven on at home so he couldn’t
jump because he needed to go home and turn it off. Just as he took his parachute off he looked
down and was baffled at the sight of… [ES]
The grotesque tint of his alligator shoes. He’d been on the travel a lot, and kicking
minions does that. But then he
remembered he had an app for that. So he
turned off his stove from his phone, put his parachute on, opened the door and
yelled… [NSU]
P L E N A R Y V E R
B A L
And happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee! [SJL]
The End
HITC, you are the best!!
Thanks for reading everyone.
Tomorrow’s post will be smaller.
Promise J It is going to be about being destroyed by my
mom. Don’t miss it!
[picture provided by marccortez.com]
[picture provided by marccortez.com]
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